Mascot

The Mascot is one of the jobs available during employee generation. He is a yellow dog with a red cap.

During day shifts, he starts by saying "boof"

Skills

 * Nature Calls
 * Costs 1 Trash.
 * "Lay a fresh one and assault targets with smell. Chance to cause Nausea."
 * Food Fight
 * Costs 1 Food
 * "Lobs whatever form of food on hand to a target. Don't forget to yell "Eat this!""
 * Wambo Combo
 * Costs 2 Food
 * "Recover a chunk of HP by sandwiching two pizza slices to form a dish that tastes better than it looks."
 * The name of this skill is a reference to the phrase "Wombo Combo", which is a popular term in fighting games for whenever a team of two opponents perfectly time their attacks to combo into each other.
 * This skill is glitched and will only heal the same amounts as a normal Food item.