Television

The Television is a an analog TV found in the Break Room at Stezzoni Pizza. The player can use the television to tune into several

channels, to use the Worn Cassette, and to enter the Birthday Party.

The channel numbers have to be entered manually. Posters around the pizzeria tell you what shows are airing for the evening.

From the poster in the Break Room:
"It's an advertisement for late-night television. Catch your favorite dramas tonight!


 * Channel 1 - Tales from the Pizzeria
 * Channel 5 - Localized Import Programming"

From the poster in the Arcade:

"It's an advertisement for late-night television. Catch entertainment tonight!


 * Channel 13 - Supernatural Extermination Hotline
 * Channel 69 - Adult Programming"

From the poster in the Playground Hallway

"It's an advertisement for late-night television. Catch useful advertising tonight!


 * Channel 42 - Financial Tips
 * Channel 56 - Public Service Announcement"

Channel 42 - Financial Tips

"Are you broke? In need of cash? Pesky severance fees getting you down? Here's some free tips on how to make easy money, quick! If you find a phone number, doesn't matter where, call it! There may be a chance it's a defunct line made for debt collectors after a company closes. Once called, you can "collect" the fees meant for other parties! Of course, it is imperative to NOT report this during tax season.

''Another tip is to gather stray materials such as Trash, Tickets, or Dishes. You are able to trade these materials for loose change at certain places. You know what they say about trash and treasure! However you choose to make your money, keep these tips in mind, and you may just be able to make it to the end of the month!"''

Channel 56 - Public Service Announcement

''"Welcome to the County Poisoning Helpline. Courtesy of public television. In the case of emergency, watch for the following Status Effects and select the option that best matches your current symptoms. If inflicted with Nausea, the victim will lose small amounts of HP for 2-3 turns. Conversely, HP Regen, will restore small amounts of HP for 2-3 turns. If Stunned, the victim will be unable to act the next turn. However, the status will wear off the following turn. If Marked, the victim is made to be easier to hit along with a higher chance to land a critical strike. If in a Counter stance, the inflicted will counter-attack when attacked. If Silenced, the victim will not be able to use the skills the next turn. The effect will however, wear off the following turn. And lastly if inflicted with Sugar Rush, the victim will gain an extra turn, in addition to higher evasion. The effect will wear off once hit with an attack. Many of the above Status Effects can be healed using certain items or skills. Items can also inflict these Statuses on targets as well.''

''In addition, Professionalism, Competence, Fun, and Fear Level and affect your performance during your shift. For example, any employee with a Competence greater than 2 will be able to clean up messes without taking damage! And inversely, Fear Levels greater than Startled will affect your likelihood of encountering deceptive giftboxes. However on the positive side, depending your stats, giftboxes will yield different goodies. If any of the Statuses described match your current, exhibited symptoms, seek immediate medical assistance."''